You may ask yourself: What is a MegaPro? How does it work? Where can I get one? Does it take up a lot of room?
Well to answer the last question first: not too-much room. Of course, probably more room now, after the eating of dozens of holiday cookies and other delectable treats, but the MegaPro maintains that the MegaDerriere is still less than that of a giant Transformer rump. And the MegaPro is certainly more svelte than your everyday ol' Go-Bot.
As far as where can you get one: the MegaPro resides, exclusively, on the beautiful campus of the Chapel Hill Tennis Club. It is here that the MegaPro flaunts and frolics in its natural habitat of Har-Tru and Hard Courts, continuing over 45 years worth of MegaPro Zennis Teachings (MZTs) in the idyllic realm of 403 Westbrook.
So now you wonder: How does it work? What's so special about a MegaPro? And...how do I go about getting one of 'em MZTs?
The MegaPro works a little bit like...well how would you describe it?...remember those cartoons of robots that would assemble into a giant robot to totally kick the butt of its nemesis? It's kinda like that. The various problems one encounters in tennis (less-than-perfect strokes, lazy feet, poor court awareness) are some of the different nemeses the MegaPro encounters. Of course the MegaPro doesn't always assemble into its giant MegaPro self because all tennis problems aren't always Mega-Sized. Most problems can be handled by a single component of the MegaPro. Make sense?
You see the MegaPro is more than a single tennis pro. After all, what's so Mega about a single mortal? The Chapel Hill Tennis Club MegaPro assembles from nine different tennis pros, and when fully-assembled has over a 100 years of teaching experience. Other clubs can boast about this, that, or the other, but only CHTC has the MegaPro.
To tap into the MZTs and set up a private lesson or join a clinic please email one of the many talented tennis (Mega) pros below:
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